Chronicles Stochasticity Locamotive Syndication
Things I'm partial to: My Twitter Math Puzzles My Photos Your Stories oh and also things I like
My new rule for internet humor:
If 102828 likes it, it’s probably going to be a flop among the general public.
Thank you…?
OVERCOMPENSATING: The Journal Comic With a Seething Disdain for Reality.
Happy genocidal, religious indoctrination, culture destroying day celebration!!!
Russell Peters - “Be a man.”
A thing that has stood the test of time and a thousand giggles.
Russell Peters is awesome. He came to my college for a standup act. Too bad it sold out before I could get a ticket.
I’ve seen this so many times and it still makes me laugh!
flickflickflicker:(via *eatfun)
DYING
This is pretty much what one of my roommates did whenever our cat “mao’d.”
So this one sperm says to the other…
These two sperm are swimming along together and one says “I’m tired, have we reached the end of the fallopian tubes yet?”
The other sperm says, “We haven’t even reached the end of the esophagus yet…”
(That joke will never not be funny. Never.)
hahahahaha yes it is.
Kanye Interrupts Moon Landing.
He is keeping it real, he means no harm. In fact, he loves NASAs work, really, he does, its just, he’s gotta say whats in his heart when no one else does. Thanks @sheilahippert!
HAHAHA! I laughed so hard
(via livejamie)
Oh, what a loser! HAHAHA!
update about 2 minutes later: haha i just got the epic thing; i’m so slow…
Oh, I'm Alec. I'm in high school and I live in Seattle (win!). I pretty much have a lot of love in my heart, except not in a corny way right? Anyways, please enjoy all of this. Also you can drop me a line if that does anything for ya.
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Things I feel particularly loving for at this moment: Participles, Luna Lovegood, Mika's new album "The Boy Who Knew Too Much," Alec (me), snow, energy, my friends (aww that's sweet en't it?), Seattle, my iPhone (her name's Mollie), film!, whipped cream, love, books, my brain, laughter, other stuff
