So this one sperm says to the other…

funsizebytes:

These two sperm are swimming along together and one says “I’m tired, have we reached the end of the fallopian tubes yet?”

The other sperm says, “We haven’t even reached the end of the esophagus yet…”

(That joke will never not be funny. Never.)

hahahahaha yes it is.

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  1. 102828 reblogged this from funsizebytes and added:
    hahahahaha yes it is.
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