Year of Four Emperors, chat style
Nero: I'm so cool and perfect. No one can hurt me.
Vindex: You suck, Nero. We gonna come and kill you. You in Galba?
Galba: Alriiight!
Otho: Ooh, I'm gonna tag along too!
Rufus: Not so fast! I'm here to defend the Empire!
Rufus kills Vindex.
Galba: Aww, well this sucks. But I've got a backup plan- @nymphidius - hey how 'bout you help us kill Nero
Nymphidius: kk, I'll get my peeps (Praetorian Guard) to help.
Nero: Aw crap, everyone wants to kill me. Dude, but I'm so bomb!
Nero kills himself.
Galba: w00t! I'm emperor now!
Nymphidius: Hey, I promised my gang some bank. Pay up.
Galba: nawwww, I'm okay.
Nymphidius: Screw you!
Nymphidius gets killed by the Praetorian Guard.
Vitellius: Hey Galba, we don't like you over here in Germany; I'm gonna be emperor now, kk? Gonna come down there and kill you, k?
Galba: Uh-oh! Things aren't looking too good. Better make same random dude named Piso my successor to increase favor w/ the Senate.
Piso: Yay!!111!!!1!!
Otho: wtf man? What about me?
Otho kills Galba.
Vitellius: What happened to Galba? Okay, I guess I'll just kill you instead.
Vitellius kills Otho.
Vitellius: Looks like I came out on top. Gonna go have a feast
Vespasian: WTF IS GOING ON? I go away to Judea for a couple of years and come back to this? Screw all you clowns.
Vespasian kills Vitellius. Also burns down the Temple of Jupiter.
Fin.
Someone should make a Facebook of this, like w/ the God one. 'cept he/she should do a better job than I did here.
May 8th